【IORI】: Could I have you drown me in cool and sharp stationary?
【TSUMUGI】: Iori-san, is there anything you'd like to do after this live has ended?
【IORI】: What's happened?
It hasn't even begun yet, has it.
【TSUMUGI】: That's true, but. . .
If there's anything that you could look forward to after it's ended, then as long as I'm able, I'd like to prepare it!
【IORI】: I see.
【TSUMUGI】: Is there anything?
【IORI】: Could I have you drown me in cool and sharp stationary?
【TSUMUGI】: Stationary!?
【IORI】: Didn't you promise.
【IORI】: I won't let you say you've forgotten.
【IORI】:
【TSUMUGI】: Yes! I've been certain to remember!! LOL But, are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: Isn't that obvious.
What else are you saying there is.
【TSUMUGI】: Something sweet for your tired body, or...
【IORI】: If I think I'd like to eat something, it's not as if I can't just eat it whenever.
【IORI】: In any case, it's fine if you simply prepare cool and sharp stationary.
【TSUMUGI】: Uu.... Are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: On the event of our victory, please use that stationary for work afterwards.
【IORI】: For good luck.
【TSUMUGI】: ... Understood!!
I'll look for some extraordinarily cool and sharp things, then!!
【TSUMUGI】:
【IORI】: Please do.
【TSUMUGI】: An all-you-can-eat yakiniku buffet, or!
【IORI】: Wouldn't something like that make Yotsuba-san happy?
Well, if we'd go and eat together with all of the members, then it does seem like it wouldn't be bad.
【IORI】: In any case, it's fine if you simply prepare cool and sharp stationary.
【TSUMUGI】: Uu.... Are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: On the event of our victory, please use that stationary for work afterwards.
【IORI】: For good luck.
【TSUMUGI】: ... Understood!!
I'll look for some extraordinarily cool and sharp things, then!!
【TSUMUGI】:
【IORI】: Please do.
【TSUMUGI】: A limited edition Roppu-chan plush toy, or!
【IORI】: I'm not you, so.
I won't be lured in by that sort of cute thing.
【IORI】: In any case, it's fine if you simply prepare cool and sharp stationary.
【TSUMUGI】: Uu.... Are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: On the event of our victory, please use that stationary for work afterwards.
【IORI】: For good luck.
【TSUMUGI】: ... Understood!!
I'll look for some extraordinarily cool and sharp things, then!!
【TSUMUGI】:
【IORI】: Please do.
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t/n:
1. the actual title of this chat implies cool and sharp [things], but since english lacks a corresponding quoting particle, it's tough to convey that same meaning without flat-out adding "things" to it!
2. never have I questioned my decision to just leave ライブ as "live" in the text 90% the time than just now when it looks like tsumugi almost said "Is there anything you'd like to do after this life has ended?"
yes, well
3. I tried to look up how to spell stationœry because apparently I Don't Speak English, but I got not one, not two, but at least three hits for stationary stores that spelled it "Stationary" in their store name and "Stationery" in their store description, so
4. the cool and sharp stationary thing still gets me because I think it's like? back when tsumugi's building their profiles? and she's like iori-san what do you like "cool and sharp stationary" um "cool and sharp stationary" o-ok, I get i "cool and sharp stationary" um are you sur "Cool And Sharp Stationary"
I'm poking fun at it but it's actually v dramatic because iori's like listen you gotta have hobbies that match your image and my image is Cool And Sharp Stationa
5. correct me if I'm wrong but did iori just say "buy me a gift so I can give that gift to you"
or else did he say "buy me a gift that I don't want so I can give it back to you thus leaving me with 0 gifts I didn't want"
6. the word for "event" that iori uses is 暁, which can also mean "dawn" or "daybreak"! so it's probably v symbolic
7. first he asks to be submerged in stationary then he says he won't be lured/hooked/fished up using s/t cute as a bait (which is a Lie I read that manga chapter) and I'm just like dang iori what's with all the water symbolism
8. iori puts so many double negatives into the second path my eyes started glazing over but BASICALLY (basically) he's saying it would be fun
9. as far as I can tell tsumugi suggests the dessert buffet and the meat buffet to basically everyone (plus a wildcard third choice) so it's like *points to one side* here we have the herbivores *points to the other side* and here we have the carnivores
10. I had to switch around the negatives on iori's first dialogue path a bit but I think his basic implication is Yo my family runs a cake shop if I want to eat something sweet I just have to call the fam, or better yet make it myself
【TSUMUGI】: Iori-san, is there anything you'd like to do after this live has ended?
【IORI】: What's happened?
It hasn't even begun yet, has it.
【TSUMUGI】: That's true, but. . .
If there's anything that you could look forward to after it's ended, then as long as I'm able, I'd like to prepare it!
【IORI】: I see.
【TSUMUGI】: Is there anything?
【IORI】: Could I have you drown me in cool and sharp stationary?
【TSUMUGI】: Stationary!?
【IORI】: Didn't you promise.
【IORI】: I won't let you say you've forgotten.
【IORI】:

【TSUMUGI】: Yes! I've been certain to remember!! LOL But, are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: Isn't that obvious.
What else are you saying there is.
[1]: Something sweet for your tired body, or...
[2]: An all-you-can-eat yakiniku buffet, or!
[3]: A limited edition Roppu-chan plush toy, or!
[2]: An all-you-can-eat yakiniku buffet, or!
[3]: A limited edition Roppu-chan plush toy, or!
【TSUMUGI】: Something sweet for your tired body, or...
【IORI】: If I think I'd like to eat something, it's not as if I can't just eat it whenever.
【IORI】: In any case, it's fine if you simply prepare cool and sharp stationary.
【TSUMUGI】: Uu.... Are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: On the event of our victory, please use that stationary for work afterwards.
【IORI】: For good luck.
【TSUMUGI】: ... Understood!!
I'll look for some extraordinarily cool and sharp things, then!!
【TSUMUGI】:

【IORI】: Please do.
【TSUMUGI】: An all-you-can-eat yakiniku buffet, or!
【IORI】: Wouldn't something like that make Yotsuba-san happy?
Well, if we'd go and eat together with all of the members, then it does seem like it wouldn't be bad.
【IORI】: In any case, it's fine if you simply prepare cool and sharp stationary.
【TSUMUGI】: Uu.... Are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: On the event of our victory, please use that stationary for work afterwards.
【IORI】: For good luck.
【TSUMUGI】: ... Understood!!
I'll look for some extraordinarily cool and sharp things, then!!
【TSUMUGI】:

【IORI】: Please do.
【TSUMUGI】: A limited edition Roppu-chan plush toy, or!
【IORI】: I'm not you, so.
I won't be lured in by that sort of cute thing.
【IORI】: In any case, it's fine if you simply prepare cool and sharp stationary.
【TSUMUGI】: Uu.... Are you really alright with that...?
【IORI】: On the event of our victory, please use that stationary for work afterwards.
【IORI】: For good luck.
【TSUMUGI】: ... Understood!!
I'll look for some extraordinarily cool and sharp things, then!!
【TSUMUGI】:

【IORI】: Please do.
---
t/n:
1. the actual title of this chat implies cool and sharp [things], but since english lacks a corresponding quoting particle, it's tough to convey that same meaning without flat-out adding "things" to it!
2. never have I questioned my decision to just leave ライブ as "live" in the text 90% the time than just now when it looks like tsumugi almost said "Is there anything you'd like to do after this life has ended?"
yes, well
3. I tried to look up how to spell stationœry because apparently I Don't Speak English, but I got not one, not two, but at least three hits for stationary stores that spelled it "Stationary" in their store name and "Stationery" in their store description, so
4. the cool and sharp stationary thing still gets me because I think it's like? back when tsumugi's building their profiles? and she's like iori-san what do you like "cool and sharp stationary" um "cool and sharp stationary" o-ok, I get i "cool and sharp stationary" um are you sur "Cool And Sharp Stationary"
I'm poking fun at it but it's actually v dramatic because iori's like listen you gotta have hobbies that match your image and my image is Cool And Sharp Stationa
5. correct me if I'm wrong but did iori just say "buy me a gift so I can give that gift to you"
or else did he say "buy me a gift that I don't want so I can give it back to you thus leaving me with 0 gifts I didn't want"
6. the word for "event" that iori uses is 暁, which can also mean "dawn" or "daybreak"! so it's probably v symbolic
7. first he asks to be submerged in stationary then he says he won't be lured/hooked/fished up using s/t cute as a bait (which is a Lie I read that manga chapter) and I'm just like dang iori what's with all the water symbolism
8. iori puts so many double negatives into the second path my eyes started glazing over but BASICALLY (basically) he's saying it would be fun
9. as far as I can tell tsumugi suggests the dessert buffet and the meat buffet to basically everyone (plus a wildcard third choice) so it's like *points to one side* here we have the herbivores *points to the other side* and here we have the carnivores
10. I had to switch around the negatives on iori's first dialogue path a bit but I think his basic implication is Yo my family runs a cake shop if I want to eat something sweet I just have to call the fam, or better yet make it myself