YAMATO NIKAIDO / DAY OFF : PART 5
Jan. 4th, 2016 06:23 am【TSUMUGI】: It was embarrassing!
Just like that, Yamato-san is very skilled at making you feel like you've somehow done something embarrassing!
【SOGO】: Were you able to see the picture?
【TSUMUGI】: Yamato-san, your face is completely red! How cute!
【YAMATO】: Are you serious. Is it because of the alcohol, or because of the capsicum, I wonder.
【SOGO】: You're saying that again.......
It's true that I'm fond of spices, but I think that your tongue is weak as well, Yamato-san.
【TSUMUGI】: I understand! Yamato-san has a cat's tongue, doesn't he!
【SOGO】: He really does. Even if I make him hot coffee or tea, he won't drink it right away. And he likes bland tastes, too.
【YAMATO】: Stop it....... Something about this is embarrassing.......
【SOGO】: He takes up too much time eating gratin, too.
【TSUMUGI】: He blows on ten times as often as most people do, too.
【YAMATO】: That's normal! Don't tease an adult.
【TSUMUGI】: Aren't you the one who's always teasing others, Yamato-san!
【YAMATO】: I'm not teasing, am I—.
【TSUMUGI】: You do tease!
【SOGO】: He'll tease often in rabbit chats.
【SOGO】: Today, too, when I'd messaged him from my destination, I had an "I'm still in bed" message.
After that, "Did you imagine it?".
【TSUMUGI】: The same content! I had the same content used on me!!
【SOGO】: That's right!
Somehow, that was strangely embarrassing.
【TSUMUGI】: It was embarrassing!
Just like that, Yamato-san is very skilled at making you feel like you've somehow done something embarrassing!
【YAMATO】:
【TSUMUGI】: Do you tease everyone, as well?
【YAMATO】: Sou's so serious I do it without realising. I always wind up teasing him.
【YAMATO】: Riku's blank look on his face when I tell him it's a joke says that he'd innocently believed me, so on the flipside I'm the one who takes a huge damage.
【YAMATO】: Mitsu and Tama and Nagi's reactions are too loud.
【YAMATO】: If I tease Ichi with low-quality content, he'll look at me coldly like I failed at a dad joke.......
【SOGO】: But, Yamato-san, you're a reliable leader, and you're cool, and I think you're a man of character with deep wisdom.
【TSUMUGI】: Wh, what's come over you, Sogo-san. You've flipped your hand out of nowhere.
【YAMATO】: Sou sure is an honest guy. Manager, you should listen carefully to Sou's opinions, too.
【SOGO】: He absolutely doesn't have anything like a cat's tongue, and he even ate my cooking willingly, and he's not anything like an old man, and he's a wonderful person.
【TSUMUGI】: Are you being threatened, Sogo-san!?
【YAMATO】: Sou looks carefully at other people. He's got a nice eye for observation.
【SOGO】: Yamato Nikaido is the best!
【TSUMUGI】: Hold on! I've started laughing inside the train! LOL
【YAMATO】: You seriously went and sent the messages just like I said to! LOL
【SOGO】: That's because you said to send them....... Yamato-san, you're considerably drunk.
【YAMATO】: Just whose fault do you think that is.
Since I went along with your punishment game cooking, you tag along with my evening drink, too.
【SOGO】: Did you call it punishment game cooking?
【TSUMUGI】: Your drinking party seems like quite a bit of fun!
Once I've arrived at the station for my next transfer, please allow me to join in the toast with canned coffee!
【TSUMUGI】: Reusing the same content is cruel
【YAMATO】: That's 'cause you guys' reactions were exactly the same.
After ten-odd seconds of gap, "Is that so"
【SOGO】: But, Yamato-san, you're a reliable leader, and you're cool, and I think you're a man of character with deep wisdom.
【TSUMUGI】: Wh, what's come over you, Sogo-san. You've flipped your hand out of nowhere.
【YAMATO】: Sou sure is an honest guy. Manager, you should listen carefully to Sou's opinions, too.
【SOGO】: He absolutely doesn't have anything like a cat's tongue, and he even ate my cooking willingly, and he's not anything like an old man, and he's a wonderful person.
【TSUMUGI】: Are you being threatened, Sogo-san!?
【YAMATO】: Sou looks carefully at other people. He's got a nice eye for observation.
【SOGO】: Yamato Nikaido is the best!
【TSUMUGI】: Hold on! I've started laughing inside the train! LOL
【YAMATO】: You seriously went and sent the messages just like I said to! LOL
【SOGO】: That's because you said to send them....... Yamato-san, you're considerably drunk.
【YAMATO】: Just whose fault do you think that is.
Since I went along with your punishment game cooking, you tag along with my evening drink, too.
【SOGO】: Did you call it punishment game cooking?
【TSUMUGI】: Your drinking party seems like quite a bit of fun!
Once I've arrived at the station for my next transfer, please allow me to join in the toast with canned coffee!
【TSUMUGI】: Why is it, that you tease people?
【YAMATO】: Onii-san's an S type.
【SOGO】: But, Yamato-san, you're a reliable leader, and you're cool, and I think you're a man of character with deep wisdom.
【TSUMUGI】: Wh, what's come over you, Sogo-san. You've flipped your hand out of nowhere.
【YAMATO】: Sou sure is an honest guy. Manager, you should listen carefully to Sou's opinions, too.
【SOGO】: He absolutely doesn't have anything like a cat's tongue, and he even ate my cooking willingly, and he's not anything like an old man, and he's a wonderful person.
【TSUMUGI】: Are you being threatened, Sogo-san!?
【YAMATO】: Sou looks carefully at other people. He's got a nice eye for observation.
【SOGO】: Yamato Nikaido is the best!
【TSUMUGI】: Hold on! I've started laughing inside the train! LOL
【YAMATO】: You seriously went and sent the messages just like I said to! LOL
【SOGO】: That's because you said to send them....... Yamato-san, you're considerably drunk.
【YAMATO】: Just whose fault do you think that is.
Since I went along with your punishment game cooking, you tag along with my evening drink, too.
【SOGO】: Did you call it punishment game cooking?
【TSUMUGI】: Your drinking party seems like quite a bit of fun!
Once I've arrived at the station for my next transfer, please allow me to join in the toast with canned coffee!
---
t/n:
1. thank you again so much to kleinさん @ twitter for providing screenshots!!! おかげさまで一発通訳出来たー!!
2. in the title, S is slang for sadist I'm p sure!
3. I honestly cannot tell where sougo stops sulking and starts bullying yamato but either way I'm kind of scared
4. I can't believe there is a term for 'dad jokes' in japanese
5. I'm translating this while half asleep so I keep making questionable t/l decisions and forgetting to note them down here but then again I have so much secondhand embarrassment from this chat idk what to say
6. I think the reason tsumugi mentions laughing inside of the train is because iirc trains in japan tend to be very silent? so her laughing would be something of a faux pas? correct me if I'm wrong tho!
7. sougo asking if he called it punishment game cooking feels like the fourth wall is being broken because yamato only called it punishment game cooking in his third dialogue path
on the other hand it also almost feels like sougo's trying to threaten yamato by being like "what the heck did you just say about my cooking you little ossan" but that might just be me
8. chronology-wise sougo's 4th day off chapter picks up immediately after this one! UH reading yamato's chats really helped fill in the blanks for me bc sougo's 4th day off references a bunch of things from this chapter........... and so when I first read sougo's I was pretty confused LOL
Just like that, Yamato-san is very skilled at making you feel like you've somehow done something embarrassing!
【SOGO】: Were you able to see the picture?
【TSUMUGI】: Yamato-san, your face is completely red! How cute!
【YAMATO】: Are you serious. Is it because of the alcohol, or because of the capsicum, I wonder.
【SOGO】: You're saying that again.......
It's true that I'm fond of spices, but I think that your tongue is weak as well, Yamato-san.
【TSUMUGI】: I understand! Yamato-san has a cat's tongue, doesn't he!
【SOGO】: He really does. Even if I make him hot coffee or tea, he won't drink it right away. And he likes bland tastes, too.
【YAMATO】: Stop it....... Something about this is embarrassing.......
【SOGO】: He takes up too much time eating gratin, too.
【TSUMUGI】: He blows on ten times as often as most people do, too.
【YAMATO】: That's normal! Don't tease an adult.
【TSUMUGI】: Aren't you the one who's always teasing others, Yamato-san!
【YAMATO】: I'm not teasing, am I—.
【TSUMUGI】: You do tease!
【SOGO】: He'll tease often in rabbit chats.
【SOGO】: Today, too, when I'd messaged him from my destination, I had an "I'm still in bed" message.
After that, "Did you imagine it?".
【TSUMUGI】: The same content! I had the same content used on me!!
【SOGO】: That's right!
Somehow, that was strangely embarrassing.
【TSUMUGI】: It was embarrassing!
Just like that, Yamato-san is very skilled at making you feel like you've somehow done something embarrassing!
【YAMATO】:

[1]: Do you tease everyone, as well?
[2]: Reusing the same content is cruel
[3]: Why is it, that you tease people?
[2]: Reusing the same content is cruel
[3]: Why is it, that you tease people?
【TSUMUGI】: Do you tease everyone, as well?
【YAMATO】: Sou's so serious I do it without realising. I always wind up teasing him.
【YAMATO】: Riku's blank look on his face when I tell him it's a joke says that he'd innocently believed me, so on the flipside I'm the one who takes a huge damage.
【YAMATO】: Mitsu and Tama and Nagi's reactions are too loud.
【YAMATO】: If I tease Ichi with low-quality content, he'll look at me coldly like I failed at a dad joke.......
【SOGO】: But, Yamato-san, you're a reliable leader, and you're cool, and I think you're a man of character with deep wisdom.
【TSUMUGI】: Wh, what's come over you, Sogo-san. You've flipped your hand out of nowhere.
【YAMATO】: Sou sure is an honest guy. Manager, you should listen carefully to Sou's opinions, too.
【SOGO】: He absolutely doesn't have anything like a cat's tongue, and he even ate my cooking willingly, and he's not anything like an old man, and he's a wonderful person.
【TSUMUGI】: Are you being threatened, Sogo-san!?
【YAMATO】: Sou looks carefully at other people. He's got a nice eye for observation.
【SOGO】: Yamato Nikaido is the best!
【TSUMUGI】: Hold on! I've started laughing inside the train! LOL
【YAMATO】: You seriously went and sent the messages just like I said to! LOL
【SOGO】: That's because you said to send them....... Yamato-san, you're considerably drunk.
【YAMATO】: Just whose fault do you think that is.
Since I went along with your punishment game cooking, you tag along with my evening drink, too.
【SOGO】: Did you call it punishment game cooking?
【TSUMUGI】: Your drinking party seems like quite a bit of fun!
Once I've arrived at the station for my next transfer, please allow me to join in the toast with canned coffee!
【TSUMUGI】: Reusing the same content is cruel
【YAMATO】: That's 'cause you guys' reactions were exactly the same.
After ten-odd seconds of gap, "Is that so"
【SOGO】: But, Yamato-san, you're a reliable leader, and you're cool, and I think you're a man of character with deep wisdom.
【TSUMUGI】: Wh, what's come over you, Sogo-san. You've flipped your hand out of nowhere.
【YAMATO】: Sou sure is an honest guy. Manager, you should listen carefully to Sou's opinions, too.
【SOGO】: He absolutely doesn't have anything like a cat's tongue, and he even ate my cooking willingly, and he's not anything like an old man, and he's a wonderful person.
【TSUMUGI】: Are you being threatened, Sogo-san!?
【YAMATO】: Sou looks carefully at other people. He's got a nice eye for observation.
【SOGO】: Yamato Nikaido is the best!
【TSUMUGI】: Hold on! I've started laughing inside the train! LOL
【YAMATO】: You seriously went and sent the messages just like I said to! LOL
【SOGO】: That's because you said to send them....... Yamato-san, you're considerably drunk.
【YAMATO】: Just whose fault do you think that is.
Since I went along with your punishment game cooking, you tag along with my evening drink, too.
【SOGO】: Did you call it punishment game cooking?
【TSUMUGI】: Your drinking party seems like quite a bit of fun!
Once I've arrived at the station for my next transfer, please allow me to join in the toast with canned coffee!
【TSUMUGI】: Why is it, that you tease people?
【YAMATO】: Onii-san's an S type.
【SOGO】: But, Yamato-san, you're a reliable leader, and you're cool, and I think you're a man of character with deep wisdom.
【TSUMUGI】: Wh, what's come over you, Sogo-san. You've flipped your hand out of nowhere.
【YAMATO】: Sou sure is an honest guy. Manager, you should listen carefully to Sou's opinions, too.
【SOGO】: He absolutely doesn't have anything like a cat's tongue, and he even ate my cooking willingly, and he's not anything like an old man, and he's a wonderful person.
【TSUMUGI】: Are you being threatened, Sogo-san!?
【YAMATO】: Sou looks carefully at other people. He's got a nice eye for observation.
【SOGO】: Yamato Nikaido is the best!
【TSUMUGI】: Hold on! I've started laughing inside the train! LOL
【YAMATO】: You seriously went and sent the messages just like I said to! LOL
【SOGO】: That's because you said to send them....... Yamato-san, you're considerably drunk.
【YAMATO】: Just whose fault do you think that is.
Since I went along with your punishment game cooking, you tag along with my evening drink, too.
【SOGO】: Did you call it punishment game cooking?
【TSUMUGI】: Your drinking party seems like quite a bit of fun!
Once I've arrived at the station for my next transfer, please allow me to join in the toast with canned coffee!
---
t/n:
1. thank you again so much to kleinさん @ twitter for providing screenshots!!! おかげさまで一発通訳出来たー!!
2. in the title, S is slang for sadist I'm p sure!
3. I honestly cannot tell where sougo stops sulking and starts bullying yamato but either way I'm kind of scared
4. I can't believe there is a term for 'dad jokes' in japanese
5. I'm translating this while half asleep so I keep making questionable t/l decisions and forgetting to note them down here but then again I have so much secondhand embarrassment from this chat idk what to say
6. I think the reason tsumugi mentions laughing inside of the train is because iirc trains in japan tend to be very silent? so her laughing would be something of a faux pas? correct me if I'm wrong tho!
7. sougo asking if he called it punishment game cooking feels like the fourth wall is being broken because yamato only called it punishment game cooking in his third dialogue path
on the other hand it also almost feels like sougo's trying to threaten yamato by being like "what the heck did you just say about my cooking you little ossan" but that might just be me
8. chronology-wise sougo's 4th day off chapter picks up immediately after this one! UH reading yamato's chats really helped fill in the blanks for me bc sougo's 4th day off references a bunch of things from this chapter........... and so when I first read sougo's I was pretty confused LOL