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【SOGO】: Isn't TRIGGER maybe too good at playing along!?


【TSUMUGI】: Sogo-san, thank you for all of your hard work!
Tomorrow is finally your birthday, Sogo-san!

【SOGO】: Manager, thanks for all of your hard work.
【SOGO】: Everyone's telling me to go to sleep already.

Since all of our schedules only match up in the morning, they've been saying that they'll celebrate first thing in the morning.

【TSUMUGI】: I won't be able to pay a visit, but I'll take the liberty of participating via rabbit chat.
Please look forward to it!

【SOGO】: Thank you.
【SOGO】: I've actually been a bit on guard.
Since ever since Tamaki-kun learned that I planned his birthday, I've been getting told "I'm definitely getting my revenge on your birthday".
【SOGO】: But, I don't sense that they're setting up any sort of surprise, and Tamaki-kun and everyone else are all really good people.

【TSUMUGI】: At the very least, there won't be anything tonight! Please take your time and rest!

【SOGO】: Tonight?

【TSUMUGI】: Good night, Sogo-san!

【SOGO】: Good night, Tsumugi-san. Thanks for everything.
【SOGO】: .
【SOGO】: M
【SOGO】: Manager, excuse me.

【TSUMUGI】: Good morning, Sogo-san!

【SOGO】: Uhm
【SOGO】: Huh?
【SOGO】: A dream?

【TSUMUGI】: Has something happened?

【SOGO】: Just now, I left my room and I'm in the dorm hallway, but

【TSUMUGI】: It's still the early hours of the morning! What in the world happened?

【SOGO】: Uhm, as I was sleeping
【SOGO】: There was a sign that said "Good morning, this is your retaliation surprise"
【SOGO】: Being held by Tsunashi-san............

【TSUMUGI】


【SOGO】: An impersonator?
【SOGO】: Is this an impersonator?
【SOGO】: !
【SOGO】: I can hear everyone's laughter coming from the living room!

【TSUMUGI】: There's been a camera installed, so I believe they can see your current state, Sogo-san!

【SOGO】: A camera!?
【SOGO】: A surprise!? By the real one!?
【SOGO】: Isn't this a person you can't use for an early morning surprise!?

【TSUMUGI】: It's just as you say but we've received willing consent ><

【SOGO】: Wait a minute
【SOGO】: Uhm
【SOGO】: After being urged by Tsunashi-san I've come to the living room and everyone's eating together just like normal, but
【SOGO】: The person who's answering to being called Riku, no matter how you look at him he's Kujo-san, but.............

【TSUMUGI】

【TSUMUGI】: A message from the sponsor for this time's birthday surprise!
【TSUMUGI】: "I actually know what'll make you happy"

【SOGO】: I'm telling you, these aren't people you can use for that sort of purpose......!!

【TSUMUGI】: It's just as you say but we've received willing consent >< Everyone from TRIGGER is on board and excited ><
Sogo-san, please don't mind me; it's fine if you just enjoy yourself!

【SOGO】: I
【SOGO】: I've been told to live report it, so I'll report live

【TSUMUGI】: Thank you very much!

【SOGO】: I've been called Sogo-san by the Riku-kun who has to be Kujo-san no matter how you look at him........................
【SOGO】: Iori-kun's reaction to being called Iori by Kujo-san repeatedly is funny.............
【SOGO】: Ah

【TSUMUGI】: Sogo-san?

【SOGO】: I'm fine. Riku-kun? Kujo-san? just spilled milk on me
【SOGO】: Everyone's saying "Riku, you sure are clumsy", but no matter how you look at him he's still Kujo-san
【SOGO】: I've been advised by the Kujo-san Riku-kun to go take a bath, so I'll be going.

【TSUMUGI】: Okay!
[1]: What is Yamato-san doing?
[2]: What is Mitsuki-san doing?
[3]: What is Nagi-san doing?



【TSUMUGI】: What is Yamato-san doing?

【SOGO】: He's relishing in making Kujo-san call him Yamato-san.......
【SOGO】: Uhm
【SOGO】: Really
【SOGO】: This is going too far................

【TSUMUGI】: What's happened!?

【SOGO】: After I went into the bathroom
【SOGO】: A Yaotome-san submerged in the bathtub said "Don't add any cold water".............

【TSUMUGI】: True Tokyoites do love their hot baths after all ><

【SOGO】: Uhm, I think that speaking like this is rude, but, really, my head's completely blank so I can't think of any other words, but
【SOGO】: Isn't TRIGGER maybe too good at playing along!?

【TSUMUGI】: I think it's just as you say! ><

【SOGO】: Ah
【SOGO】: While high-fiving Riku-kun who just came out of his room, TRIGGER is going home
【SOGO】: High-fiving looks nice......

【TSUMUGI】: Even while they're busy, they woke up early and came over ><

【SOGO】: I'm
【SOGO】: I'm going to go out for a second and offer my greetings!
【SOGO】: More like, I'm going to go do dogeza!!

【TSUMUGI】: Sogo-san, once again, happy birthday to you!

【SOGO】: Thank you very much......!!



【TSUMUGI】: What is Mitsuki-san doing?

【SOGO】: He's making omurice for Kujo-san.......
【SOGO】: Uhm
【SOGO】: Really
【SOGO】: This is going too far................

【TSUMUGI】: What's happened!?

【SOGO】: After I went into the bathroom
【SOGO】: A Yaotome-san submerged in the bathtub said "Don't add any cold water".............

【TSUMUGI】: True Tokyoites do love their hot baths after all ><

【SOGO】: Uhm, I think that speaking like this is rude, but, really, my head's completely blank so I can't think of any other words, but
【SOGO】: Isn't TRIGGER maybe too good at playing along!?

【TSUMUGI】: I think it's just as you say! ><

【SOGO】: Ah
【SOGO】: While high-fiving Riku-kun who just came out of his room, TRIGGER is going home
【SOGO】: High-fiving looks nice......

【TSUMUGI】: Even while they're busy, they woke up early and came over ><

【SOGO】: I'm
【SOGO】: I'm going to go out for a second and offer my greetings!
【SOGO】: More like, I'm going to go do dogeza!!

【TSUMUGI】: Sogo-san, once again, happy birthday to you!

【SOGO】: Thank you very much......!!



【TSUMUGI】: What is Nagi-san doing?

【SOGO】: For some reason, he's preparing a bathrobe.......
Even though I don't use them.
【SOGO】: Uhm
【SOGO】: Really
【SOGO】: This is going too far................

【TSUMUGI】: What's happened!?

【SOGO】: After I went into the bathroom
【SOGO】: A Yaotome-san submerged in the bathtub said "Don't add any cold water".............

【TSUMUGI】: True Tokyoites do love their hot baths after all ><

【SOGO】: Uhm, I think that speaking like this is rude, but, really, my head's completely blank so I can't think of any other words, but
【SOGO】: Isn't TRIGGER maybe too good at playing along!?

【TSUMUGI】: I think it's just as you say! ><

【SOGO】: Ah
【SOGO】: While high-fiving Riku-kun who just came out of his room, TRIGGER is going home
【SOGO】: High-fiving looks nice......

【TSUMUGI】: Even while they're busy, they woke up early and came over ><

【SOGO】: I'm
【SOGO】: I'm going to go out for a second and offer my greetings!
【SOGO】: More like, I'm going to go do dogeza!!

【TSUMUGI】: Sogo-san, once again, happy birthday to you!

【SOGO】: Thank you very much......!!


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t/n:

1. the title of this chat is "ドッキリ!? TRIGGER!" -- ドッキリ oftentimes means "hidden camera", or some sort of surprise where the goal is to get a reaction from the target (and usually on film)

2. I think this is the first chat I've translated where the amount of time that passes in between messages crosses over to the next day? I've seen time pass in between messages and dates change during chats (iori and tamaki's 4th birthday chats) but never 2 this extent

3. it's actually kind of lonely that lately these kids have been so busy that their schedules don't usually match up, like that's a detail, in the story, in the most recent update during the firefighter fiasco riku actually commented that it'd been a while since he'd seen sougo in the dorm and I was like oh no

4. sougo: tamaki-kun says he's going to get me back for what I did to him on his birthday (locked him in a dungeon)
sougo: but tamaki-kun is a good person so I don't think anything too terrible is going to happen to me honestly

thanks sougo

5. what I wanna know is why is trigger just like, always, in i7's dorm, is it their second home now

6. the sponsor is tamaki, obvs! it's probably not as clear in english but it's tamaki's personal pronoun + general split speech patterns/lack of suffixes!

7. the word that sougo uses to say that gaku is submerged in the bathtub (what the Hell is he doing in a bathtub all I can visualise is that dorito meme) can apparently also mean "well-pickled" or something along those lines, I spent about five minutes losing it over this

8. itterasshai sou-chan

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