IORI IZUMI / RABBIT HOODIE : PART 5
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leopardeyes【IORI】： Please stop making fun of me when it's my birthday!!!
【RIKU】： Iori, happy birthday to you————————————!!
【NAGI】： Happy Birthday!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
【TAMAKI】： Iorin hbd—
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you. I hope that it can be a wonderful year for you, Iori-kun.
Sorry for startling you.
【YAMATO】： Happy birth
【IORI】： You went too far.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, once again, happy birthday to you!
【IORI】： You went way too far.
【TAMAKI】： Be more happy! Wearing a huge costume and doing a cartwheel was suu————per scary, so!
【SOGO】： That was a bit scary, wasn't it.
【RIKU】： I heard from the manager that it seemed like it was gonna get leaked to you, Iori!
So I went and asked Yamato-san for advice!
And then, he said let's set up something misleading!
【YAMATO】： You looked at the notebook you got from Kujo, right? I thought you'd be the type to totally look at it, Ichi.
So then, I figured you'd be certain that if anything was going to happen, it'd be tomorrow.
【NAGI】： The police who came on patrol were actually myself and Yamato.
【IORI】： Really!?
【NAGI】： For you to not realise from trifling beards and glasses, your love for us is lacking, Iori.
【IORI】： That's because, weren't the contours of your faces completely different!?
【MITSUKI】： They stuffed their cheeks with marshmallows.
【YAMATO】： They started to melt pretty quickly so I got nervous. Officers who grow haggard after just a few seconds.......
【NAGI】： Both my jaw and tongue have become marshmallow-flavoured.
I do not wish to eat marshmallows for a while.
【MITSUKI】： Don't talk bad about marshmallows!
【TSUMUGI】： The both of you were disguised in a subtle fashion!
I could also hear Mitsuki-san and Tamaki-san's fine performance as they attempted to go outside from far away!
【TAMAKI】： Iorin was really passionate when he held us back!
【MITSUKI】： He sure was passionate—!
【MITSUKI】： Since he was super worried about and angry at us, as soon as it was over I decided I'd hug him immediately!
【TAMAKI】： I started thinking he should try harder to hold me back
【SOGO】： So then, that's why you kept not leaving.
【TAMAKI】： I don't mind if he worries about me more
【IORI】： That's depressing.
【TAMAKI】：
【RIKU】： When I was pretending to have an attack, Iori was incredible, too!
He held my hand the entire time, and I totally felt the member love, so it really touched my heart......!
【RIKU】： I wanna do that five times a month!
【IORI】： Please spare me.......
Do you want to be the boy who cried wolf. I'll ignore you when it's most important.
【RIKU】： No matter how sarcastic you are right now it doesn't frustrate me at all! Since you were super-duper worried about me!
【IORI】： Ggh.......
【RIKU】：
【NAGI】： Riku, I am jealous. Next time I would also like to play the collapsing role.
【SOGO】： But, even though it's his birthday, I felt a bit bad for Iori-kun. His voice was cracking.......
【TSUMUGI】： W, was he crying!?
【IORI】： I was not. I don't want to hear it from the person who was running the electric saw in such high spirits.
【SOGO】： S, sorry. I was in charge of making the noises, so.......
【TAMAKI】： Who was it, who let Sou-chan hold a deadly weapon. This person will seriously actually use it so be more careful next time.
【SOGO】： Tamaki-kun, actually, I still have the electric saw with me right now.
【TAMAKI】： Sogo-san, please excuse me. It was a lie. I have not seen anything.
【RIKU】： Did your birthday make you happy? Did you have fun? Were you surprised?
【IORI】： Please ask one at a time.
【RIKU】： Were you happy?
【IORI】： I suppose......
【IORI】： I wasn't actually tricked, though.
【YAMATO】： Uuh....... Ichi trying to act tough is super adorable.......
【IORI】： It is not an act! I wasn't tricked! I simply did you the favour of playing along, that's all!
【MITSUKI】： My little brother's so cute———
【YAMATO】： Maybe onii-san'll buy you something sweet......?
【IORI】： Even though I'm telling you that you're wrong!
【TSUMUGI】： Just try to lay a single finger on her.
【TSUMUGI】： Was this also simply playing along? I was incredibly excited so it's too bad ＞＜. . .
【IORI】： Tsumugi-san, you do the most savage things without a care, don't you!?
【TAMAKI】： Iorin's so cool—!!
【RIKU】： Iori, you're so cool......!!!
【RIKU】： I should think of a line I can say smoothly to the manager for these sorts of situations, too.......
【MITSUKI】： I've felt my little brother's growth and I'm so deeply moved......
【IORI】： Please stop making fun of me when it's my birthday!!!
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, you were very cool!
【IORI】： I haven't done anything to warrant praise.
This time was for a surprise, but please avoid doing such dangerous things.
You're a cute girl, after all.
【TSUMUGI】： So then with that, here and now properly, let's have birthday messages from everyone to Iori-san!
【IORI】： There's no need to do that......!
【TSUMUGI】： Don't be shy! Now, everyone, go on!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
Thank you for always cheering me on ever since we were kids.
【MITSUKI】： Now that we've both become members, the fact I can cheer you on too, Iori, makes me super happy.
Let's take care of each other from here on out, too!
【YAMATO】： To Ichi.
Compared to your age, you're pretty well-put together, Ichi, but it's fine for you to cut loose and relax sometimes, too.
【YAMATO】： When that time comes, use onii-san as a model.
Happy birthday.
【NAGI】： Dearest Iori
My most heartfelt thanks for the miracle of how you, Iori, were born in this generation and were able to meet me.
【NAGI】： Thank you very much for giving me the happiness of celebrating your birthday, Iori.
With love. Nagi Rokuya.
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you.
Even as I think that you're incredible for being so calm despite being a high schooler, Iori-kun, I feel happy whenever I see you acting your age.
【SOGO】： Thank you for all of the things you do for IDOLiSH7. Let's talk about music again together sometime.
Sogo Osaka
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, happy bday—!
【TAMAKI】： Please take care of me both at work and school. Thanks for always checking that I'm not forgetting stuff.
If we can I wanna always stay friends, I mean, hbd.
【RIKU】： To Iori Izumi
I'm always complaining, or saying that you're too cheeky, but I actually love you a lot, Iori.
【RIKU】： Saying it again properly is embarrassing, but these are my real feelings!
From now on and together, until we die or disband, let's do our best!
【RIKU】： Happy birthday——————!
【TSUMUGI】： Happy birthday!!
【IORI】： Thank you, very much. I'm, very happy at everyone's words.
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, that's awesome. You're red up to your ears
【MITSUKI】： Isn't it great—, Iori! You had so many people wish you a happy one!
【IORI】： Yes.......
【NAGI】： Happy birthday.
Now that you mention it, this is regarding this homescreen picture, but what does this hand positioning mean?
【IORI】： It's a rabbit. I am expressing the lovableness of the strange fluffy lifeform being kept at our office.
【RIKU】： This looks more like a fox! The ones who go crunch crunch—! and eat rabbits!
【IORI】： .............
【TAMAKI】： Rikkun, quit depressing Iorin on his birthday!
【RIKU】： S, sorry!! I think it's a rabbit!
【YAMATO】： It's getting called a fox on SNS too (LOL)
That it's a carnivore who devours rabbits (LOL)
【IORI】： ...... Just as is pictured, I shall devour you all.
【IORI】： Firstly, next month.
Nikaido-san, do look forward to your birthday surprise.
【YAMATO】： Onii-san doesn't really get caught up on those sorts of things.
【IORI】： I will abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsolutely trick you, you'll see.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san! I'd like to send a thank-you message to all of the fans via SNS!
Could I have you give a few words?
【IORI】： Understood.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for being kind enough to celebrate my birthday.
Having this great a number of people celebrate has struck me deeply.
【IORI】： We have come this far being supported by everyone cheering on myself and IDOLiSH7.
I am deeply thankful to all of the fans, so much that I cannot express it in words.
【IORI】： We'll continue to work hard and do our utmost so that we can offer you fun IDOLiSH7 stages.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for the messages.
January 25, Iori Izumi
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, you were very adorable!
【IORI】： I haven't done a single thing to warrant being called adorable.
The members' costumed animal dance was, well...... Somewhat adorable.
【TSUMUGI】： So then with that, here and now properly, let's have birthday messages from everyone to Iori-san!
【IORI】： There's no need to do that......!
【TSUMUGI】： Don't be shy! Now, everyone, go on!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
Thank you for always cheering me on ever since we were kids.
【MITSUKI】： Now that we've both become members, the fact I can cheer you on too, Iori, makes me super happy.
Let's take care of each other from here on out, too!
【YAMATO】： To Ichi.
Compared to your age, you're pretty well-put together, Ichi, but it's fine for you to cut loose and relax sometimes, too.
【YAMATO】： When that time comes, use onii-san as a model.
Happy birthday.
【NAGI】： Dearest Iori
My most heartfelt thanks for the miracle of how you, Iori, were born in this generation and were able to meet me.
【NAGI】： Thank you very much for giving me the happiness of celebrating your birthday, Iori.
With love. Nagi Rokuya.
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you.
Even as I think that you're incredible for being so calm despite being a high schooler, Iori-kun, I feel happy whenever I see you acting your age.
【SOGO】： Thank you for all of the things you do for IDOLiSH7. Let's talk about music again together sometime.
Sogo Osaka
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, happy bday—!
【TAMAKI】： Please take care of me both at work and school. Thanks for always checking that I'm not forgetting stuff.
If we can I wanna always stay friends, I mean, hbd.
【RIKU】： To Iori Izumi
I'm always complaining, or saying that you're too cheeky, but I actually love you a lot, Iori.
【RIKU】： Saying it again properly is embarrassing, but these are my real feelings!
From now on and together, until we die or disband, let's do our best!
【RIKU】： Happy birthday——————!
【TSUMUGI】： Happy birthday!!
【IORI】： Thank you, very much. I'm, very happy at everyone's words.
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, that's awesome. You're red up to your ears
【MITSUKI】： Isn't it great—, Iori! You had so many people wish you a happy one!
【IORI】： Yes.......
【NAGI】： Happy birthday.
Now that you mention it, this is regarding this homescreen picture, but what does this hand positioning mean?
【IORI】： It's a rabbit. I am expressing the lovableness of the strange fluffy lifeform being kept at our office.
【RIKU】： This looks more like a fox! The ones who go crunch crunch—! and eat rabbits!
【IORI】： .............
【TAMAKI】： Rikkun, quit depressing Iorin on his birthday!
【RIKU】： S, sorry!! I think it's a rabbit!
【YAMATO】： It's getting called a fox on SNS too (LOL)
That it's a carnivore who devours rabbits (LOL)
【IORI】： ...... Just as is pictured, I shall devour you all.
【IORI】： Firstly, next month.
Nikaido-san, do look forward to your birthday surprise.
【YAMATO】： Onii-san doesn't really get caught up on those sorts of things.
【IORI】： I will abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsolutely trick you, you'll see.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san! I'd like to send a thank-you message to all of the fans via SNS!
Could I have you give a few words?
【IORI】： Understood.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for being kind enough to celebrate my birthday.
Having this great a number of people celebrate has struck me deeply.
【IORI】： We have come this far being supported by everyone cheering on myself and IDOLiSH7.
I am deeply thankful to all of the fans, so much that I cannot express it in words.
【IORI】： We'll continue to work hard and do our utmost so that we can offer you fun IDOLiSH7 stages.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for the messages.
January 25, Iori Izumi
【TSUMUGI】： Everyone's home screens are of you from the MV, Iori-san!
【IORI】： They've forcibly and with great glee shown me that moments ago.......
That feeling of matching is very embarrassing.......
【TSUMUGI】： So then with that, here and now properly, let's have birthday messages from everyone to Iori-san!
【IORI】： There's no need to do that......!
【TSUMUGI】： Don't be shy! Now, everyone, go on!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
Thank you for always cheering me on ever since we were kids.
【MITSUKI】： Now that we've both become members, the fact I can cheer you on too, Iori, makes me super happy.
Let's take care of each other from here on out, too!
【YAMATO】： To Ichi.
Compared to your age, you're pretty well-put together, Ichi, but it's fine for you to cut loose and relax sometimes, too.
【YAMATO】： When that time comes, use onii-san as a model.
Happy birthday.
【NAGI】： Dearest Iori
My most heartfelt thanks for the miracle of how you, Iori, were born in this generation and were able to meet me.
【NAGI】： Thank you very much for giving me the happiness of celebrating your birthday, Iori.
With love. Nagi Rokuya.
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you.
Even as I think that you're incredible for being so calm despite being a high schooler, Iori-kun, I feel happy whenever I see you acting your age.
【SOGO】： Thank you for all of the things you do for IDOLiSH7. Let's talk about music again together sometime.
Sogo Osaka
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, happy bday—!
【TAMAKI】： Please take care of me both at work and school. Thanks for always checking that I'm not forgetting stuff.
If we can I wanna always stay friends, I mean, hbd.
【RIKU】： To Iori Izumi
I'm always complaining, or saying that you're too cheeky, but I actually love you a lot, Iori.
【RIKU】： Saying it again properly is embarrassing, but these are my real feelings!
From now on and together, until we die or disband, let's do our best!
【RIKU】： Happy birthday——————!
【TSUMUGI】： Happy birthday!!
【IORI】： Thank you, very much. I'm, very happy at everyone's words.
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, that's awesome. You're red up to your ears
【MITSUKI】： Isn't it great—, Iori! You had so many people wish you a happy one!
【IORI】： Yes.......
【NAGI】： Happy birthday.
Now that you mention it, this is regarding this homescreen picture, but what does this hand positioning mean?
【IORI】： It's a rabbit. I am expressing the lovableness of the strange fluffy lifeform being kept at our office.
【RIKU】： This looks more like a fox! The ones who go crunch crunch—! and eat rabbits!
【IORI】： .............
【TAMAKI】： Rikkun, quit depressing Iorin on his birthday!
【RIKU】： S, sorry!! I think it's a rabbit!
【YAMATO】： It's getting called a fox on SNS too (LOL)
That it's a carnivore who devours rabbits (LOL)
【IORI】： ...... Just as is pictured, I shall devour you all.
【IORI】： Firstly, next month.
Nikaido-san, do look forward to your birthday surprise.
【YAMATO】： Onii-san doesn't really get caught up on those sorts of things.
【IORI】： I will abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsolutely trick you, you'll see.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san! I'd like to send a thank-you message to all of the fans via SNS!
Could I have you give a few words?
【IORI】： Understood.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for being kind enough to celebrate my birthday.
Having this great a number of people celebrate has struck me deeply.
【IORI】： We have come this far being supported by everyone cheering on myself and IDOLiSH7.
I am deeply thankful to all of the fans, so much that I cannot express it in words.
【IORI】： We'll continue to work hard and do our utmost so that we can offer you fun IDOLiSH7 stages.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for the messages.
January 25, Iori Izumi
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t/n:
1. once again, screenshots for this chat were provided by papadorksquall @ twitter! thank you again so much for taking the time to screenshot iori's card and this Monster of a chat
2. ah yes my pained thought process on how to translate 誕生日おめでとう vs just おめでとう
[mitsuki voice] iori happy!
[yamato voice] Happy birth
(that one made me laugh so I'm leaving it in)
3. for a second I thought tamaki did a backflip while cosplaying winnie the pooh but alas it was only a cartwheel
"only a cartwheel" I say
4. okay but isn't iori's birthday plan kind of oddly cute at its basis I mean to change their face shapes we have nagi and yamato stuffing their cheeks with marshmallows, and then to celebrate we have the i7 kigurumi parade,
sasuga a birthday party for an 18 year old
5. [mitsuki voice] don't talk shit about marshmallows!
[mitsuki voice] don't throw shade on marshmallows!
Mitsuki Izumi Marshmallow Defense Squad
6. mitsuki and tamaki talking about iori might be my new favourite thing? ok
7. [iori voice] thats depressing strikes again
8. tamaki says that you shouldn't give sougo a lethal weapon but both of the times he's displayed murderous/harmful intent in the main story he has improvised with what he had on him, i.e., a potato peeler, a computer,
don't trust sougo with safety scissors is basically what I'm saying
especially don't trust him with tamaki yotsuba
9. on today's episode of Weird Rikuisms, what even is the distinguishing factor between 嬉しかった and 喜んだ
so I switched the 喜んだ to 'did you have fun' but the meanings are honestly pretty similar.
10. iori complains about tsumugi quoting him but honestly
yamato probably already saw the line
he was already doomed
11. tamaki says かっけー which is the slang version of 格好良い (which is what riku says) and as I sit here trying to think of how to turn "cool" into slang I get
"groovy"
12. riku: evil intent 0
mitsuki: evil intent 0
iori: How Could This Happen To Me.mp3
13. how did iori call tsumugi cute and not, like, jump out a window
I see, he was saved by the dialogue paths and tsumugi's generic responder
14. if nagi saying "thank you for showing me the happiness of what it's like to celebrate someone else's birthday" is a thing, or a hint, I'm going to
15. tamaki says "はぴばー", as in, hapiba-, as in, happy basudei, so I t/led it as "happy bday" because I'm running out of ways to stylise congratulations on this the day of your birth
16. "die or disband" says riku
"in your case those might happen at the same time" I whisper
17. iori is doing a JSL "ki" in his usamimi parka card so I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THAT'S SHORT FOR KINAKO I'M GOING TO
but that's probably why riku thought it was a kitsune bc tbh that was my first thought too
【RIKU】： Iori, happy birthday to you————————————!!
【NAGI】： Happy Birthday!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
【TAMAKI】： Iorin hbd—
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you. I hope that it can be a wonderful year for you, Iori-kun.
Sorry for startling you.
【YAMATO】： Happy birth
【IORI】： You went too far.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, once again, happy birthday to you!
【IORI】： You went way too far.
【TAMAKI】： Be more happy! Wearing a huge costume and doing a cartwheel was suu————per scary, so!
【SOGO】： That was a bit scary, wasn't it.
【RIKU】： I heard from the manager that it seemed like it was gonna get leaked to you, Iori!
So I went and asked Yamato-san for advice!
And then, he said let's set up something misleading!
【YAMATO】： You looked at the notebook you got from Kujo, right? I thought you'd be the type to totally look at it, Ichi.
So then, I figured you'd be certain that if anything was going to happen, it'd be tomorrow.
【NAGI】： The police who came on patrol were actually myself and Yamato.
【IORI】： Really!?
【NAGI】： For you to not realise from trifling beards and glasses, your love for us is lacking, Iori.
【IORI】： That's because, weren't the contours of your faces completely different!?
【MITSUKI】： They stuffed their cheeks with marshmallows.
【YAMATO】： They started to melt pretty quickly so I got nervous. Officers who grow haggard after just a few seconds.......
【NAGI】： Both my jaw and tongue have become marshmallow-flavoured.
I do not wish to eat marshmallows for a while.
【MITSUKI】： Don't talk bad about marshmallows!
【TSUMUGI】： The both of you were disguised in a subtle fashion!
I could also hear Mitsuki-san and Tamaki-san's fine performance as they attempted to go outside from far away!
【TAMAKI】： Iorin was really passionate when he held us back!
【MITSUKI】： He sure was passionate—!
【MITSUKI】： Since he was super worried about and angry at us, as soon as it was over I decided I'd hug him immediately!
【TAMAKI】： I started thinking he should try harder to hold me back
【SOGO】： So then, that's why you kept not leaving.
【TAMAKI】： I don't mind if he worries about me more
【IORI】： That's depressing.
【TAMAKI】：
【RIKU】： When I was pretending to have an attack, Iori was incredible, too!
He held my hand the entire time, and I totally felt the member love, so it really touched my heart......!
【RIKU】： I wanna do that five times a month!
【IORI】： Please spare me.......
Do you want to be the boy who cried wolf. I'll ignore you when it's most important.
【RIKU】： No matter how sarcastic you are right now it doesn't frustrate me at all! Since you were super-duper worried about me!
【IORI】： Ggh.......
【RIKU】：
【NAGI】： Riku, I am jealous. Next time I would also like to play the collapsing role.
【SOGO】： But, even though it's his birthday, I felt a bit bad for Iori-kun. His voice was cracking.......
【TSUMUGI】： W, was he crying!?
【IORI】： I was not. I don't want to hear it from the person who was running the electric saw in such high spirits.
【SOGO】： S, sorry. I was in charge of making the noises, so.......
【TAMAKI】： Who was it, who let Sou-chan hold a deadly weapon. This person will seriously actually use it so be more careful next time.
【SOGO】： Tamaki-kun, actually, I still have the electric saw with me right now.
【TAMAKI】： Sogo-san, please excuse me. It was a lie. I have not seen anything.
【RIKU】： Did your birthday make you happy? Did you have fun? Were you surprised?
【IORI】： Please ask one at a time.
【RIKU】： Were you happy?
【IORI】： I suppose......
【IORI】： I wasn't actually tricked, though.
【YAMATO】： Uuh....... Ichi trying to act tough is super adorable.......
【IORI】： It is not an act! I wasn't tricked! I simply did you the favour of playing along, that's all!
【MITSUKI】： My little brother's so cute———
【YAMATO】： Maybe onii-san'll buy you something sweet......?
【IORI】： Even though I'm telling you that you're wrong!
【TSUMUGI】： Just try to lay a single finger on her.
【TSUMUGI】： Was this also simply playing along? I was incredibly excited so it's too bad ＞＜. . .
【IORI】： Tsumugi-san, you do the most savage things without a care, don't you!?
【TAMAKI】： Iorin's so cool—!!
【RIKU】： Iori, you're so cool......!!!
【RIKU】： I should think of a line I can say smoothly to the manager for these sorts of situations, too.......
【MITSUKI】： I've felt my little brother's growth and I'm so deeply moved......
【IORI】： Please stop making fun of me when it's my birthday!!!
[1]： Iori-san, you were very cool!
[2]： Iori-san, you were very adorable!
[3]： Everyone's home screens are of you from the MV, Iori-san!
[2]： Iori-san, you were very adorable!
[3]： Everyone's home screens are of you from the MV, Iori-san!
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, you were very cool!
【IORI】： I haven't done anything to warrant praise.
This time was for a surprise, but please avoid doing such dangerous things.
You're a cute girl, after all.
【TSUMUGI】： So then with that, here and now properly, let's have birthday messages from everyone to Iori-san!
【IORI】： There's no need to do that......!
【TSUMUGI】： Don't be shy! Now, everyone, go on!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
Thank you for always cheering me on ever since we were kids.
【MITSUKI】： Now that we've both become members, the fact I can cheer you on too, Iori, makes me super happy.
Let's take care of each other from here on out, too!
【YAMATO】： To Ichi.
Compared to your age, you're pretty well-put together, Ichi, but it's fine for you to cut loose and relax sometimes, too.
【YAMATO】： When that time comes, use onii-san as a model.
Happy birthday.
【NAGI】： Dearest Iori
My most heartfelt thanks for the miracle of how you, Iori, were born in this generation and were able to meet me.
【NAGI】： Thank you very much for giving me the happiness of celebrating your birthday, Iori.
With love. Nagi Rokuya.
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you.
Even as I think that you're incredible for being so calm despite being a high schooler, Iori-kun, I feel happy whenever I see you acting your age.
【SOGO】： Thank you for all of the things you do for IDOLiSH7. Let's talk about music again together sometime.
Sogo Osaka
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, happy bday—!
【TAMAKI】： Please take care of me both at work and school. Thanks for always checking that I'm not forgetting stuff.
If we can I wanna always stay friends, I mean, hbd.
【RIKU】： To Iori Izumi
I'm always complaining, or saying that you're too cheeky, but I actually love you a lot, Iori.
【RIKU】： Saying it again properly is embarrassing, but these are my real feelings!
From now on and together, until we die or disband, let's do our best!
【RIKU】： Happy birthday——————!
【TSUMUGI】： Happy birthday!!
【IORI】： Thank you, very much. I'm, very happy at everyone's words.
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, that's awesome. You're red up to your ears
【MITSUKI】： Isn't it great—, Iori! You had so many people wish you a happy one!
【IORI】： Yes.......
【NAGI】： Happy birthday.
Now that you mention it, this is regarding this homescreen picture, but what does this hand positioning mean?
【IORI】： It's a rabbit. I am expressing the lovableness of the strange fluffy lifeform being kept at our office.
【RIKU】： This looks more like a fox! The ones who go crunch crunch—! and eat rabbits!
【IORI】： .............
【TAMAKI】： Rikkun, quit depressing Iorin on his birthday!
【RIKU】： S, sorry!! I think it's a rabbit!
【YAMATO】： It's getting called a fox on SNS too (LOL)
That it's a carnivore who devours rabbits (LOL)
【IORI】： ...... Just as is pictured, I shall devour you all.
【IORI】： Firstly, next month.
Nikaido-san, do look forward to your birthday surprise.
【YAMATO】： Onii-san doesn't really get caught up on those sorts of things.
【IORI】： I will abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsolutely trick you, you'll see.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san! I'd like to send a thank-you message to all of the fans via SNS!
Could I have you give a few words?
【IORI】： Understood.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for being kind enough to celebrate my birthday.
Having this great a number of people celebrate has struck me deeply.
【IORI】： We have come this far being supported by everyone cheering on myself and IDOLiSH7.
I am deeply thankful to all of the fans, so much that I cannot express it in words.
【IORI】： We'll continue to work hard and do our utmost so that we can offer you fun IDOLiSH7 stages.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for the messages.
January 25, Iori Izumi
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, you were very adorable!
【IORI】： I haven't done a single thing to warrant being called adorable.
The members' costumed animal dance was, well...... Somewhat adorable.
【TSUMUGI】： So then with that, here and now properly, let's have birthday messages from everyone to Iori-san!
【IORI】： There's no need to do that......!
【TSUMUGI】： Don't be shy! Now, everyone, go on!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
Thank you for always cheering me on ever since we were kids.
【MITSUKI】： Now that we've both become members, the fact I can cheer you on too, Iori, makes me super happy.
Let's take care of each other from here on out, too!
【YAMATO】： To Ichi.
Compared to your age, you're pretty well-put together, Ichi, but it's fine for you to cut loose and relax sometimes, too.
【YAMATO】： When that time comes, use onii-san as a model.
Happy birthday.
【NAGI】： Dearest Iori
My most heartfelt thanks for the miracle of how you, Iori, were born in this generation and were able to meet me.
【NAGI】： Thank you very much for giving me the happiness of celebrating your birthday, Iori.
With love. Nagi Rokuya.
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you.
Even as I think that you're incredible for being so calm despite being a high schooler, Iori-kun, I feel happy whenever I see you acting your age.
【SOGO】： Thank you for all of the things you do for IDOLiSH7. Let's talk about music again together sometime.
Sogo Osaka
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, happy bday—!
【TAMAKI】： Please take care of me both at work and school. Thanks for always checking that I'm not forgetting stuff.
If we can I wanna always stay friends, I mean, hbd.
【RIKU】： To Iori Izumi
I'm always complaining, or saying that you're too cheeky, but I actually love you a lot, Iori.
【RIKU】： Saying it again properly is embarrassing, but these are my real feelings!
From now on and together, until we die or disband, let's do our best!
【RIKU】： Happy birthday——————!
【TSUMUGI】： Happy birthday!!
【IORI】： Thank you, very much. I'm, very happy at everyone's words.
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, that's awesome. You're red up to your ears
【MITSUKI】： Isn't it great—, Iori! You had so many people wish you a happy one!
【IORI】： Yes.......
【NAGI】： Happy birthday.
Now that you mention it, this is regarding this homescreen picture, but what does this hand positioning mean?
【IORI】： It's a rabbit. I am expressing the lovableness of the strange fluffy lifeform being kept at our office.
【RIKU】： This looks more like a fox! The ones who go crunch crunch—! and eat rabbits!
【IORI】： .............
【TAMAKI】： Rikkun, quit depressing Iorin on his birthday!
【RIKU】： S, sorry!! I think it's a rabbit!
【YAMATO】： It's getting called a fox on SNS too (LOL)
That it's a carnivore who devours rabbits (LOL)
【IORI】： ...... Just as is pictured, I shall devour you all.
【IORI】： Firstly, next month.
Nikaido-san, do look forward to your birthday surprise.
【YAMATO】： Onii-san doesn't really get caught up on those sorts of things.
【IORI】： I will abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsolutely trick you, you'll see.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san! I'd like to send a thank-you message to all of the fans via SNS!
Could I have you give a few words?
【IORI】： Understood.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for being kind enough to celebrate my birthday.
Having this great a number of people celebrate has struck me deeply.
【IORI】： We have come this far being supported by everyone cheering on myself and IDOLiSH7.
I am deeply thankful to all of the fans, so much that I cannot express it in words.
【IORI】： We'll continue to work hard and do our utmost so that we can offer you fun IDOLiSH7 stages.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for the messages.
January 25, Iori Izumi
【TSUMUGI】： Everyone's home screens are of you from the MV, Iori-san!
【IORI】： They've forcibly and with great glee shown me that moments ago.......
That feeling of matching is very embarrassing.......
【TSUMUGI】： So then with that, here and now properly, let's have birthday messages from everyone to Iori-san!
【IORI】： There's no need to do that......!
【TSUMUGI】： Don't be shy! Now, everyone, go on!
【MITSUKI】： Iori, happy birthday!
Thank you for always cheering me on ever since we were kids.
【MITSUKI】： Now that we've both become members, the fact I can cheer you on too, Iori, makes me super happy.
Let's take care of each other from here on out, too!
【YAMATO】： To Ichi.
Compared to your age, you're pretty well-put together, Ichi, but it's fine for you to cut loose and relax sometimes, too.
【YAMATO】： When that time comes, use onii-san as a model.
Happy birthday.
【NAGI】： Dearest Iori
My most heartfelt thanks for the miracle of how you, Iori, were born in this generation and were able to meet me.
【NAGI】： Thank you very much for giving me the happiness of celebrating your birthday, Iori.
With love. Nagi Rokuya.
【SOGO】： Iori-kun, happy birthday to you.
Even as I think that you're incredible for being so calm despite being a high schooler, Iori-kun, I feel happy whenever I see you acting your age.
【SOGO】： Thank you for all of the things you do for IDOLiSH7. Let's talk about music again together sometime.
Sogo Osaka
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, happy bday—!
【TAMAKI】： Please take care of me both at work and school. Thanks for always checking that I'm not forgetting stuff.
If we can I wanna always stay friends, I mean, hbd.
【RIKU】： To Iori Izumi
I'm always complaining, or saying that you're too cheeky, but I actually love you a lot, Iori.
【RIKU】： Saying it again properly is embarrassing, but these are my real feelings!
From now on and together, until we die or disband, let's do our best!
【RIKU】： Happy birthday——————!
【TSUMUGI】： Happy birthday!!
【IORI】： Thank you, very much. I'm, very happy at everyone's words.
【TAMAKI】： Iorin, that's awesome. You're red up to your ears
【MITSUKI】： Isn't it great—, Iori! You had so many people wish you a happy one!
【IORI】： Yes.......
【NAGI】： Happy birthday.
Now that you mention it, this is regarding this homescreen picture, but what does this hand positioning mean?
【IORI】： It's a rabbit. I am expressing the lovableness of the strange fluffy lifeform being kept at our office.
【RIKU】： This looks more like a fox! The ones who go crunch crunch—! and eat rabbits!
【IORI】： .............
【TAMAKI】： Rikkun, quit depressing Iorin on his birthday!
【RIKU】： S, sorry!! I think it's a rabbit!
【YAMATO】： It's getting called a fox on SNS too (LOL)
That it's a carnivore who devours rabbits (LOL)
【IORI】： ...... Just as is pictured, I shall devour you all.
【IORI】： Firstly, next month.
Nikaido-san, do look forward to your birthday surprise.
【YAMATO】： Onii-san doesn't really get caught up on those sorts of things.
【IORI】： I will abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsolutely trick you, you'll see.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san! I'd like to send a thank-you message to all of the fans via SNS!
Could I have you give a few words?
【IORI】： Understood.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for being kind enough to celebrate my birthday.
Having this great a number of people celebrate has struck me deeply.
【IORI】： We have come this far being supported by everyone cheering on myself and IDOLiSH7.
I am deeply thankful to all of the fans, so much that I cannot express it in words.
【IORI】： We'll continue to work hard and do our utmost so that we can offer you fun IDOLiSH7 stages.
【IORI】： Thank you very much for the messages.
January 25, Iori Izumi
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t/n:
1. once again, screenshots for this chat were provided by papadorksquall @ twitter! thank you again so much for taking the time to screenshot iori's card and this Monster of a chat
2. ah yes my pained thought process on how to translate 誕生日おめでとう vs just おめでとう
[mitsuki voice] iori happy!
[yamato voice] Happy birth
(that one made me laugh so I'm leaving it in)
3. for a second I thought tamaki did a backflip while cosplaying winnie the pooh but alas it was only a cartwheel
"only a cartwheel" I say
4. okay but isn't iori's birthday plan kind of oddly cute at its basis I mean to change their face shapes we have nagi and yamato stuffing their cheeks with marshmallows, and then to celebrate we have the i7 kigurumi parade,
sasuga a birthday party for an 18 year old
5. [mitsuki voice] don't talk shit about marshmallows!
[mitsuki voice] don't throw shade on marshmallows!
Mitsuki Izumi Marshmallow Defense Squad
6. mitsuki and tamaki talking about iori might be my new favourite thing? ok
7. [iori voice] thats depressing strikes again
8. tamaki says that you shouldn't give sougo a lethal weapon but both of the times he's displayed murderous/harmful intent in the main story he has improvised with what he had on him, i.e., a potato peeler, a computer,
don't trust sougo with safety scissors is basically what I'm saying
especially don't trust him with tamaki yotsuba
9. on today's episode of Weird Rikuisms, what even is the distinguishing factor between 嬉しかった and 喜んだ
so I switched the 喜んだ to 'did you have fun' but the meanings are honestly pretty similar.
10. iori complains about tsumugi quoting him but honestly
yamato probably already saw the line
he was already doomed
11. tamaki says かっけー which is the slang version of 格好良い (which is what riku says) and as I sit here trying to think of how to turn "cool" into slang I get
"groovy"
12. riku: evil intent 0
mitsuki: evil intent 0
iori: How Could This Happen To Me.mp3
13. how did iori call tsumugi cute and not, like, jump out a window
I see, he was saved by the dialogue paths and tsumugi's generic responder
14. if nagi saying "thank you for showing me the happiness of what it's like to celebrate someone else's birthday" is a thing, or a hint, I'm going to
15. tamaki says "はぴばー", as in, hapiba-, as in, happy basudei, so I t/led it as "happy bday" because I'm running out of ways to stylise congratulations on this the day of your birth
16. "die or disband" says riku
"in your case those might happen at the same time" I whisper
17. iori is doing a JSL "ki" in his usamimi parka card so I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THAT'S SHORT FOR KINAKO I'M GOING TO
but that's probably why riku thought it was a kitsune bc tbh that was my first thought too
