IORI IZUMI / RABBIT HOODIE : PART 1
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leopardeyes【IORI】： Please tell the president to kindly keep it together and stay sharp even if I'm not watching.
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, thank you for all of your hard work!
Your birthday is this month, isn't it, Iori-san!
【IORI】： Manager, thank you for all of your hard work.
That's correct.
【TSUMUGI】： Myself, as well as the members, and all of the fans, are all looking forward to it!
Thinking about just how we should celebrate!
【IORI】： There's no need to do anything special.
It's simply the act of adding one year to my age, that's all.
【IORI】： However, it may be a good opportunity to offer thanks to all of the fans.
It would be nice if we could do some sort of a light event.
【IORI】： On a low budget.
【TSUMUGI】： Thank you very much for always taking aspects such as the budget into consideration......!
Actually, I was thinking about distributing wallpaper and home screen images that used pictures of you, Iori-san.
【IORI】： That could be good.
That the members might find it funny and set their home screens as me all at once is my only concern, but.......
【TSUMUGI】： Myself and Banri-san have already set the trial version completed a few days prior as our phone home screens!
The president is using it as his PC wallpaper!
【IORI】： Even the president?
On the president's PC is a picture of me....... Somehow, it's a mysterious feeling.
【TSUMUGI】： He was saying that being watched by you, Iori-san, made him feel like he had to keep it together and stay sharp!
【IORI】： Is that so.
Please tell the president to kindly keep it together and stay sharp even if I'm not watching.
【TSUMUGI】： I, it's just as you say!
I'll show you the trial version too, Iori-san.
The picture we used was this one!
【IORI】： Aah, it's a picture of the costumes from "MONSTER GENERATiON"'s MV.
That's nostalgic.
【TSUMUGI】： I'm very fond of this picture!
You're incredibly cute in this rabbit hoodie, Iori-san!
【IORI】： I'm not cute.
If it were Nanase-san or Nii-san that'd be one thing, but charming things are not suited to me.
【TSUMUGI】： That's not the case at all!
Iori-san, you may have a preference for cool items, but you're also incredibly suited to cute things!
【IORI】： Please stop it with your flattery.
【TSUMUGI】： Flattery? It's not 'don't call me cute—' or anything, but flattery instead?
Iori-san, could it be that you're happy at being called cute?
【IORI】： ...... Wrong.
【TSUMUGI】： 'Unendearing' was in "Fly away!"'s lyrics, too, but were you actually hurt......?
【IORI】： Wrong.
【TSUMUGI】： Please don't push yourself!
If that happens to be the case then I'd feel absolutely terrible!
I think it would be best to share this information with the office as well as the rest of the members!
【IORI】： It's okay! I'm fine! You're absolutely wrong so!!!!!!!!
【IORI】： Tsumugi-san, come back!!!!!!
【TSUMUGI】： Are you truly fine......?
【IORI】： I am truly fine. No need to worry. You have the wrong idea.
【TSUMUGI】： That's wonderful! I'm so relieved!
【IORI】： Honestly, you're so prone to jumping to conclusions. I thought that my heart was going to stop.......
【TSUMUGI】： But, Iori-san, I love both your cool aspects as well as your cute aspects!
I think that it's the same for the members, too!
【TSUMUGI】： To you, who's always been doing your best for IDOLiSH7, Iori-san, we also plan on giving you all of our thanks!
Please look forward to it, okay!
【IORI】： Thank you very much. I ask you to please go easy on the surprises.
【TSUMUGI】： W, what are you talking about!?
【IORI】： I am wholly aware of the fact that Nanase-san and Yotsuba-san have been acting suspiciously.
That pair, aren't they using a person's birthday as too much of an excuse for festivities?
【TSUMUGI】： I'm sure that the two of them are so ecstatic for a separate reason!
【TSUMUGI】： There's been absolutely nothing whatsoever planned for your birthday, Iori-san!
It's a blank slate!
【IORI】： That by itself feels lonely, though..........
【TSUMUGI】： But, please keep your schedule open!
【IORI】： Please allow me to at least spend my birthday as I please.
But, well, I'll keep it in mind.
---
t/n:
1. screenshots for this chat are courtesy of papadorksquall @ twitter! thank you again for taking the time to screenshot iori's chats!!
2. as always iori refers to tsumugi as "tsumugi-manager" and as always I have No Clue how to write that in a way that won't look awkward
3. iori: please economy-size my birthday
I can never actually remember if economy class on an airplane is good or bad I swear they change it like once every ten years
4. I try to take most of iori's concerns at face value and as genuinely as I can but then sometimes you get phrases like "I'm scared the members will go out of their way to support my face" and it's like
buddy
buddy it's ok
5. I can accept the thought of "iori staring at me makes me feel like I need to get my shit together" but what I cannot accept is the thought of "rabbit hoodie iori makes me feel like I need to get my shit together" because unless their Prototype Model was, like, a candid photo they took of him lecturing someone, what tsumugi and banri and takanashi papa have set as their wallpapers sSHOULD BE??? the same image as what's on iori's usamimi parka card????? SO, UM,
iori: *blushing*
president: I gotta get it together and work hard
Okay
6. do you ever think about how weird of a title "monster generation" is
like, monsters. Monsters. an entire generation of them. shaking your beat *stomps on the ground like godzilla* shaking your heart *knocks down tokyo tower* out comes seven boys wearing bunny hoodies
this is truly a monstrous generation
"are you going to go on a tangent about the symbolic juxtaposition of 'monsters' and 'boys in bunny hoodies'" no but I'm thinking about it
7. I tend to stylise iori as speaking fairly formally but then phrases like "お世辞は止めてください" turn into "cease your flattery you heathen wench"
8. tsUMUGI SO SHARp
what's kinda weird tho is her "don't call me cute" is very informally stylised (かわいいって言うなよー) and not what I'd expect from Keigo Bookbeater Tsumugi first of all and second of all especially not what I'd expect from I Call Everyone Surname-San Iori
if anything it sounds like something mitsuki or possibly riku would say
9. iori uses eight exclamation marks
idolish8 is real
10. looks at the ceiling
thinks about tamaki being excited to celebrate a friend's birthday
what a year to be alive
【TSUMUGI】： Iori-san, thank you for all of your hard work!
Your birthday is this month, isn't it, Iori-san!
【IORI】： Manager, thank you for all of your hard work.
That's correct.
【TSUMUGI】： Myself, as well as the members, and all of the fans, are all looking forward to it!
Thinking about just how we should celebrate!
【IORI】： There's no need to do anything special.
It's simply the act of adding one year to my age, that's all.
【IORI】： However, it may be a good opportunity to offer thanks to all of the fans.
It would be nice if we could do some sort of a light event.
【IORI】： On a low budget.
【TSUMUGI】： Thank you very much for always taking aspects such as the budget into consideration......!
Actually, I was thinking about distributing wallpaper and home screen images that used pictures of you, Iori-san.
【IORI】： That could be good.
That the members might find it funny and set their home screens as me all at once is my only concern, but.......
【TSUMUGI】： Myself and Banri-san have already set the trial version completed a few days prior as our phone home screens!
The president is using it as his PC wallpaper!
【IORI】： Even the president?
On the president's PC is a picture of me....... Somehow, it's a mysterious feeling.
【TSUMUGI】： He was saying that being watched by you, Iori-san, made him feel like he had to keep it together and stay sharp!
【IORI】： Is that so.
Please tell the president to kindly keep it together and stay sharp even if I'm not watching.
【TSUMUGI】： I, it's just as you say!
I'll show you the trial version too, Iori-san.
The picture we used was this one!
【IORI】： Aah, it's a picture of the costumes from "MONSTER GENERATiON"'s MV.
That's nostalgic.
【TSUMUGI】： I'm very fond of this picture!
You're incredibly cute in this rabbit hoodie, Iori-san!
【IORI】： I'm not cute.
If it were Nanase-san or Nii-san that'd be one thing, but charming things are not suited to me.
【TSUMUGI】： That's not the case at all!
Iori-san, you may have a preference for cool items, but you're also incredibly suited to cute things!
【IORI】： Please stop it with your flattery.
【TSUMUGI】： Flattery? It's not 'don't call me cute—' or anything, but flattery instead?
Iori-san, could it be that you're happy at being called cute?
【IORI】： ...... Wrong.
【TSUMUGI】： 'Unendearing' was in "Fly away!"'s lyrics, too, but were you actually hurt......?
【IORI】： Wrong.
【TSUMUGI】： Please don't push yourself!
If that happens to be the case then I'd feel absolutely terrible!
I think it would be best to share this information with the office as well as the rest of the members!
【IORI】： It's okay! I'm fine! You're absolutely wrong so!!!!!!!!
【IORI】： Tsumugi-san, come back!!!!!!
【TSUMUGI】： Are you truly fine......?
【IORI】： I am truly fine. No need to worry. You have the wrong idea.
【TSUMUGI】： That's wonderful! I'm so relieved!
【IORI】： Honestly, you're so prone to jumping to conclusions. I thought that my heart was going to stop.......
【TSUMUGI】： But, Iori-san, I love both your cool aspects as well as your cute aspects!
I think that it's the same for the members, too!
【TSUMUGI】： To you, who's always been doing your best for IDOLiSH7, Iori-san, we also plan on giving you all of our thanks!
Please look forward to it, okay!
【IORI】： Thank you very much. I ask you to please go easy on the surprises.
【TSUMUGI】： W, what are you talking about!?
【IORI】： I am wholly aware of the fact that Nanase-san and Yotsuba-san have been acting suspiciously.
That pair, aren't they using a person's birthday as too much of an excuse for festivities?
【TSUMUGI】： I'm sure that the two of them are so ecstatic for a separate reason!
【TSUMUGI】： There's been absolutely nothing whatsoever planned for your birthday, Iori-san!
It's a blank slate!
【IORI】： That by itself feels lonely, though..........
【TSUMUGI】： But, please keep your schedule open!
【IORI】： Please allow me to at least spend my birthday as I please.
But, well, I'll keep it in mind.
---
t/n:
1. screenshots for this chat are courtesy of papadorksquall @ twitter! thank you again for taking the time to screenshot iori's chats!!
2. as always iori refers to tsumugi as "tsumugi-manager" and as always I have No Clue how to write that in a way that won't look awkward
3. iori: please economy-size my birthday
I can never actually remember if economy class on an airplane is good or bad I swear they change it like once every ten years
4. I try to take most of iori's concerns at face value and as genuinely as I can but then sometimes you get phrases like "I'm scared the members will go out of their way to support my face" and it's like
buddy
buddy it's ok
5. I can accept the thought of "iori staring at me makes me feel like I need to get my shit together" but what I cannot accept is the thought of "rabbit hoodie iori makes me feel like I need to get my shit together" because unless their Prototype Model was, like, a candid photo they took of him lecturing someone, what tsumugi and banri and takanashi papa have set as their wallpapers sSHOULD BE??? the same image as what's on iori's usamimi parka card????? SO, UM,
iori: *blushing*
president: I gotta get it together and work hard
Okay
6. do you ever think about how weird of a title "monster generation" is
like, monsters. Monsters. an entire generation of them. shaking your beat *stomps on the ground like godzilla* shaking your heart *knocks down tokyo tower* out comes seven boys wearing bunny hoodies
this is truly a monstrous generation
"are you going to go on a tangent about the symbolic juxtaposition of 'monsters' and 'boys in bunny hoodies'" no but I'm thinking about it
7. I tend to stylise iori as speaking fairly formally but then phrases like "お世辞は止めてください" turn into "cease your flattery you heathen wench"
8. tsUMUGI SO SHARp
what's kinda weird tho is her "don't call me cute" is very informally stylised (かわいいって言うなよー) and not what I'd expect from Keigo Bookbeater Tsumugi first of all and second of all especially not what I'd expect from I Call Everyone Surname-San Iori
if anything it sounds like something mitsuki or possibly riku would say
9. iori uses eight exclamation marks
idolish8 is real
10. looks at the ceiling
thinks about tamaki being excited to celebrate a friend's birthday
what a year to be alive
